How About The Middle?

we went to pelion last weekend which is about a 40 minute drive for us. we were coming home after dark and eli kept asking me if we were in columbia yet.

as we hit the interstate, he asked why we live so far from granny. jeff explained to him if we live near granny, then we would live far from nana...and if we live near nana then we would live far from granny.

so eli, being the smart four year old that he is, asks why don't we live in the middle.