Things I Never Thought I'd Say

• Can you hear me now?
• Text me.
• Don't lick your brother.
• Because I said so.
• Who colored on the floor/wall?
• Why are there underwear in my kitchen?
• I'll look it up on the internet.
• Are you on Facebook?
• No, you cannot watch Spongebob.
• Why are there scissors in the refrigerator?
• Why did you write your brother's name on your knee with magic marker?