Elephant Juice

• Star Jones needs to shut her fat mouth.
• The price of gasoline is driving me insane because it doesn't have to be so freakin' high!
• According to the IRS we should receive our stimulus check by May 9th.
• Which is tomorrow.
• We wouldn't need a stimulus check if we didn't have to pay so much for gas!
• I will be so glad when this year's election is over with.
• Al Gore thinking he's a global warming expert makes me laugh out loud.
• Amy Winehouse needs to be locked up in rehab for a very long time.
• In seven days Jeff and I will celebrate our 9th wedding anniversary.
• I think Britney was being drugged by her "friend" Sam.
• I have a ginormous fever blister.
• And it hurts very much bad.
• Just sayin'.